Isaac the inert

Lord of the Eight Isles, Protector of the Dark Reach, Emperor of the Land Sea, Holder of Coin.

Sadly, there is not much to say about Isaac. He was born in a coma, in which he remained until his death. He was used as a pawn by the Queen of Boggle because the laws of the land required a "king" to rule. She married him, and stored him in a large, comfortable crate in the attic where he was cared for by servants who checked in on him every few days. The first decree of the queen after marrying Isaac was to use his authority to adjust the wording of all the laws in the kingdom to be gender neutral. Isaac, unsurprisingly, did not object. From that day forward, he was no longer consulted on matters of state, until her passing.

Unfortunately, the queen passed away before Isaac, who "ruled" from his crate through a campaign of inaction and silence. The kingdom became largely an anarchy during this dark time.

Isaac passed away while the newly appointed "King's personal trainer" was "teaching his higness to swim". The situation is clearly suspicious, but no investigation or charges resulted. The personal trainer was never heard from again. There is much controversy over wether or not such a person ever actually existed, or was merely a fiction to fascilitate the removal of Isaac from the throne.

Isaac was succeeded by his adopted son, Berring the Clever, also known as Berring the Timely.

A curiosity of note is that visiting dignitaries and envoys of powerful and noble families throughout the land made frequent visits to Isaac's seat of power during the twilight reign of his years. They came to beg for protection and royal intervention as the kingdom spiraled deeper into lawless anarchy. Each visit brought new titles bestowed by the envoys in an attempt to curry royal favor. The comatose king was unswayed by these increasingly extravagant boons, but as a result he collected a large array of hereditary titles that have since been passed down to all subsequent kings of the United Realms.

Appearance in fiction
The book Semi-Wanderers contains a short poem about Isaac being brought back to life.