The Anonymous Egdarder

The Anonymous Egdarder, nicknamed by hardcore Egdard fans, is the one who originally said, "Man, this Egdard guy... Wow. It's like, he knows all this stuff, but I'll probably never meet him. He's royal. I bet everyone feels this way, but it sort of reminds me of when I find an artifact in the ground, or some bones,and I'm like, 'Man, I'm late to the party.'" Most guess he's an archaeologist, but some (often jokingly) assume he's a grave robber.